Overhearing this, Rita's friend Bernie laughed. “I have to confess. Since your birthday is also April Fool’s Day, we dressed up like aliens and pretended to abduct you to mess with you.”
Rita nodded. “Yeah, I know. That's why the aliens didn't like you. They thought you were mocking extraterrestrial life by dressing weirdly, so they taught me their language while rendering you guys unconscious and extracting samples of your brains. You really don’t remember?”